So, you stayed out a little
later than planned this weekend and got out of bed early enough to still
technically call it “lunch". (Hey, that’s what summer is for? Right?!) Let’s be
honest, you had no idea what was going on in the world over the past few
days...outside of your favorite karaoke bar and Netflix. That’s what we’re here
for! Beat your monday blues by catching up on what you missed.
It looks like Even Stevens is at it again. This time, it was
reported that the former Disney Channel star
was being obnoxious (and totally strange) at the Studio 54 theater in NYC. He
was said to be smoking inside, yelling obscene things, and hitting people in
the back of the head during a showing of Cabaret
starring Michelle Williams and Alan Cumming.
When asked to leave by police, he did what any other respectable
person in entertainment would do...he resisted arrest and harassed the police
officers. ~*SiGh*~ Why do all the gorgeous ones have to be so strange?
Speaking of strange, think back to February, when Shia showed up
at the red carpet for the Nymphomaniac premiere
wearing a paper bag that read “I’m not famous anymore”. Well, not with that
attitude. To make matters worse, this isn’t Shia’s first run-in with the
law. I think what this actor really needs is a trip back to Camp Green Lake.
Yes, that was a Holes reference.
2.
Kelly
Osbourne got a head tattoo.
On Saturday, this Fashion Police panelist posted photos to her
Instagram of her newest tat...on her head. The tattoo reads “Stories” over her
left ear and was done by a tattoo artist at the Shamrock Social Club in Hollywood.
This only marks another badass move from Kelly Osbourne, considering she
already has lavender hair AND a mohawk. We have no doubt that this decision
didn’t need daddy’s approval, but we can only wonder what Joan Rivers will say
about this new head accessory. (Because, like, that woman has NO filter! Am I
RiTe?!)
3.
Khloe
Kardashian turned 30 on a boat.
Khloe Kardashian’s rapper boyfriend, French Montana, came *ThReW
4 HiS B00* on her 30th birthday this weekend. Khloe celebrated the big 3-0 on
thursday night at an NYC party boat with the rest of the Kardashian clan and received
gifts from her man such as customized diamond and gold grillz and a white Jeep
Sahara. Looks like Kanye better step up his game because the flower walls just
aren’t cutting it anymore.
4. Robin Thicke was THAT
creepy, clingy, desperate guy at the BET Awards.
“I’d like to dedicate this to my wife. I miss you and I’m sorry.”
Robin Thicke made yet another public apology before he preformed a song off of
his latest album Paula, which he
named after his estranged wife Paula Patton,
at the BET Awards Sunday night. Songs off of this album include:
“Get her
Back”, “Love Can Grow Back”, and “Too Little Too Late”. Sounding creepy yet? To
top things off, the music video for “Get Her Back” shows actual text messages
sent between the couple (who have been separated for several months). So yeah,
Rob, let us know how the whole getting back together thing works out for you.
5.
Olivia
Palermo got married to a German model in THE perfect dress.
You know her from the MTV show The City (throwback!) or from seeing her perfect outfits all over
Pinterest and in countless magazines. This 28-year-old married Johannes Huebl
over the weekend in Bedford, New York. The wedding was very small and private with
only a handful of family and friends in attendance. The Fashionista wore a
dress from Carolina Herrera that is absolutely
gorgeous. The look includes three pieces: a cashmere sweater with ostrich
feathers, white satin shorts, and a silk tulle skirt with gorgeous floral
details and a conservative slit...aaaand jealousy ensues. We’re heading back to
the Pinterest wedding section as we speak to desperately find anything better
(as if that even exists). In the meantime, we wish the couple endless happiness!
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